Frith’s Cottage is a place, so it doesn’t exactly have contact details. The details below are for the residents, the Turner Family.

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How to contact us

Communications Note

Please note that communications to and from St Helena are less reliable than in most developed countries, due to telephone, Internet and power outages. If you can’t reach us by telephone please try again later. If your email goes unanswered please re-send it.

Spam

Before you email us, please be aware that:

• We are comfortable with the sizes of our body parts and don’t need help enlarging or shrinking them

• Any medicines or drugs we really want can be supplied locally and on prescription at a very reasonable price

• We have no wish to help the relatives of deceased despots to spirit their ill gotten gains out of the country they have ruined

• We do not wish to make commission or other payments to obtain information about long-lost relatives (we’ve managed without them so far . . .)

• It is our firm conviction that ‘unbelievable’ offers are just that, and we treat them accordingly

If you want to send us money for no apparent reason, please feel free to do so. Don’t ask for our account numbers and passwords - just send whatever it is to the Bank of St Helena and ask them to credit it to us. But don’t expect us to pass it on to anyone you specify, however plausible the story. We’ll either enjoy it ourselves or pass it on to a reputable charity.

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PS: St. Helena, Saint Helena or St Helena - it’s the same unique place!